*Smurfette doesn't fuck.
*That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
*No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
*Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
*What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
*Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie Darko